| Ghost Butter |
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Ghoo Ghoo Baby Jam, Plasmajuice Energy Drink, Pepperjack's Spooky Sauce |
Ghost Butter on toast turns you invisible
Add it to your coffee, and you can walk through walls
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Woo woo Ghost Butter
Yeah Yeah
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Ghost it up!
Transcript of commercial broadcasting from an unplugged TV
Description:
No, eating ghost butter will not give you ghost powers. It will not allow you to turn invisible or phase through walls or possess other peoples' bodies. No matter what those late night commercials might say. Commercials that were produced by ghosts.
What Ghost Butter will really do is turn you stupid.
Eating even small amounts
Humans have a natural resistance to ghosts
What Ghostbutter does is make you more like water
Melting
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Ghost Butter
like you spread it with a knife on your food
comes in a jar
All sorts of beings die and become ghosts, not just humans but animals even trees
Then ScumCo. TM. gathers ghosts and uses their ectoplasm I mean, milk, to make their products
Sometimes side effects
Artificial White Color #1234 makes ectoplasm look more like mayo, less like snot.
Products will materialize on shelves that contain Ghost Butter.
Not healthy for the living to eat the undead.
Remember kids, Undead = Unhealthy