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Bee-elzebub

Description: Bee Satan can be described as a 6 foot tall red-skinned humanoid goat creature. They are a hive mind, which unlike what the actual definition implies, means that their head is made of literal bees. Their voice can be described as low, nasally, and monotone. Typically, Bee Satan is heard making fun of those under his own stature.

Bee Satan's typical activities include situational puns about bees, random buzzing noises, and complaining about women on r/incels, despite the fact that the subreddit was banned. We currently do not know how the they do this. Bee Satan is usually quite docile until you start criticizing their puns become more aggressive. If this persists, Bee Satan will turn into what can only be described as a giant fucking bee and destroy everything with its stinger for about ten minutes before returning to its normal size.

Additionally, a lot of rangers and even warders have noted that Bee Satan's puns will become worse as time goes on, and The Bureau hasn't yet decided if this is the most or least concerning of Bee Satan's effects, and as such won't give the society the proper funding to silence them.

Background: Reports of Bee Satan's existence in the north american continent date back to the early 18th century, but its existence was confirmed after

Location and Population: Bee Satan is currently impossible to contain, but thankfully reluctantly obeys our orders that he stays in a forest in Idaho. There is currently only one Bee Satan, although we have estimated that his head has approximately 69,420 bees in it.
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needs to be destroyed as soon as possible because holy fuck is this thing annoying.

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